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Genesi sues God
by dogmeal on 04/06/2004 04:03 PM
Genesi take another step in their legal path of self-destruction - by taking legal advice against the Supreme Being!

God launches a counter action
After reading the entrails of goats, the signs in many large freak storms, and the buns that look like Mother Teresa, we have found out that God is decidedly not happy. Wasting no more time, we sped off to the Vatican to ask why, and we were shocked at the depth of the scandal developing. No, not the choirboy one, the Genesi one!

As we were to find out, Genesi have decided to enact a lawsuit against God for causing 'insurmountable and unfair problems' for them. The exact wording of legal threat letter is unknown for us but our minions in Genesi headquarters are telling Genesi is mad at God for various reasons.

We spoke to a Genesi employee, who chose to remain anonymous (and within his circle of salt). "God obviously favours the Reds and is not on our side, and lets all this bad stuff happen to us. God clearly deserves our hate," he continues. "We expect that God covers our expenses and sells 10,000 Pegasos motherboards immediately or we take him into court and ruin his reputation."

Rumour has it, that at the Thendic vs Amiga court case, it was raining as Bill and Raquel left their plush limosine, and Raquel got her expensive fur coat wet. Her bedraggled appearance distracted the judge, resulting in Thendic/Genesi's 'knock out punch' missing its target. Washington is not a state known for its cold or wet weather, so it was immediately obvious that divine intervention had taken place. God, it seems, is a BAF!

Genesi are known for their rash and self-destructive legal decisions, but attempting to subvert the natural order of the universe has so far only been attempted by Microsoft. True Amigans have promised to worship Satan instead if God backs down or loses the case. Indeed many believe that Moobunny poster SecretSanta is the Prince of Darkness, a convinction reinforced by the fact that "ID: SecretSanta" can be arranged to form "Discrete Satan".

We'll keep you updated. Article Manager module by by George! Software.

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No Subject
Posted on: 2004-06-02 08:47:02   By: Anonymous
 
God must die


    Re:
    Posted on: 2004-06-11 02:23:14   By: Anonymous
     
    [Comment removed by Mikey_C: Trolling and flame baiting.]


      Re: Re:
      Posted on: 2004-06-11 02:26:29   By: Anonymous
       
      [Comment removed by Mikey_C: Trolling and flame baiting.]


        Re: Re:
        Posted on: 2004-06-11 02:27:06   By: Anonymous
         
        [Comment removed by Mikey_C: Trolling and flame baiting.]


    Re:
    Posted on: 2004-06-20 03:22:21   By: Anonymous
     
    there is no god


      Re: Re:
      Posted on: 2004-06-21 03:38:20   By: Anonymous
       
      Youre wrong, Im god!


    By N.
    Posted on: 2004-09-16 07:43:20   By: Anonymous
     
    God is the same yesterday, today, and forever. The grass withers, the flowers fade, but the word of God lasts forever.

    :)


      Re: By N.
      Posted on: 2004-12-01 09:46:27   By: Anonymous
       
      And all the people said, Amen!


No Subject
Posted on: 2004-06-11 02:27:51   By: Anonymous
 
[Comment removed by Mikey_C: Trolling and flame baiting.]


    Re:
    Posted on: 2004-06-11 02:28:33   By: Anonymous
     
    [Comment removed by Mikey_C: Trolling and flame baiting.]


      Re: Re:
      Posted on: 2004-06-30 03:36:21   By: Anonymous
       
      [Comment removed by Alkemyst: yuo = teh mos ppl]


No Subject
Posted on: 2004-06-11 02:29:42   By: Anonymous
 
[Comment removed by Mikey_C: Trolling and flame baiting.]


    Re:
    Posted on: 2004-06-19 07:10:46   By: Anonymous
     
    roflmao


No Subject
Posted on: 2004-06-21 03:42:14   By: Anonymous
 
Fleecy is our God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111


leveraging our synergy
Posted on: 2004-07-19 20:15:36   By: Anonymous
 
We at Genesi are so sick of all the crap this "God" being has perpetrated on the community. Make no mistake: On Judgement Day, we will deal God the final legal blow, and put an end to this once and for all.

You'll see.

-BBRV


    Re: leveraging our synergy
    Posted on: 2004-09-16 18:59:05   By: Anonymous
     
    ^^^^^^^^^TTTTTT----W@T



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