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Toxic Pegasos scandal shocks AmigaWorld
by samuraijack on 01/04/2006 03:04 AM
True Amigans reject panda-killing Board from Hell: Environmental scientist MikeyC declares Pegasos "A danger to nature" and calls on all True Amigans not to buy this poisoned Gensei crap

"Ten seconds of
exposure and I
grew a moustache!"

Today one of the Amiga's foremost figures, AmigaWorld moderator Michael "MikeyC" Carillo, spoke out against shady underworld hardware boss Bill Buck in an exciting head to head clash in which astounding evidence is revealed - the Pegasos has LEAD in its board and components!

Like kryptonite or VX gas, this extremely toxic metal is not found in nature and is so bad that being in the same room for as little as thirty seconds with it can cause irreversible brain damage, it was agreed. It certainly isn't something you could possibly want to buy, especially if not AMIGA branded.

The alarm was raised after AmigaWorld veterans thoroughly schooled in environmental science saw right through the claims of Pegasos board manufacturers DCE. "I don't read the pig-latin on this Genesi-lover site, but all these NO LEAD signs on their site and all this compliance with EU regulations just PROVES that there is lead in the Pegasos," said MikeyC. "Pb isn't the symbol for lead anyway, any idiot can see there is no p or b in 'lead'. I think this just goes to show how desperate and stupid these Genesi fanatics really are."

This has destroyed any hope for the Pegasos running OS4, according to trusted Amiga sources. "This is pretty much the end for the Pegasus," said one anonymous source. "Asemoon and myself both agree." Another anonymous source said, "For shore, I wood not bye this Pegasus whit this head in it,"

It is also well known that the AmigaONE board had no lead or any other kind of toxin in it, despite having older and cheaper components. Forthcoming Troika and PowerVixxen boards will completely eliminate the use of lead or any other kind of toxic substance, a fact that will happily be verified by Hyperion's world class analytical chemistry testing labs.

Prospects remain bleak for the Pegasos to gain another 200 OS4 users, however. Even after promised a Pegasos Unleaded version, AmigaWorld regulars still vented dissastifaction with this Poison Board of Satan. "I heard that the board is made from FIBREGLASS!" exclaimed one. "Glass is sharp and can easily cut your head RIGHT OFF! They can keep their broken shit!!"

Average Pegasos user
An interesting footnote of this story is that EU inspectors responding to a claim by MikeyC arrived at an unspecified residence in the early hours of last Tuesday, where he and an unidentified Frenchman had been keeping a Pegasos board safely contained under water in a toilet. However the detection team (probably paid off by Genesi) "discovered" more lead within the brains of the pair than in the board, and issued a RoSH non-compliance writ to both, who will now spend the next few months being decontaminated and/or lobotomised. It is feared that if this team find AmigaWorld and lobotomise its members it would mean the end of the site, although we at WrongPlanet disagree that it would make a huge difference.

A high-ranking lawyer with links to NATO and the EU told us that it is certain that this board was tampered with by Genesi to remove incriminating sky-high levels of lead. "Obviously, these EU scientists are totally clueless," he told us.

We'll keep you posted. That's if the lead in our Pegasos boards doesn't... blerghagll *drool* Article Manager module by by George! Software.

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Posted on: 2006-01-04 04:41:57   By: Anonymous
  Edited By: samuraijack
On: 2006-01-04 18:54:35
Language, kiddies

That guy is a complete wixxer. He is a moderator and trolls on every single thread what does not fit with his agenda.

Go and die.

    Re: MikeyC
    Posted on: 2006-01-04 11:37:21   By: Anonymous
    Remove this rant now or I will. You have been warned.

    - MikeyC

      Re: MikeyC
      Posted on: 2006-01-04 15:52:05   By: Anonymous
      I hope he gets diagnosed with testicular cancer and dies.

        Re: MikeyC
        Posted on: 2006-01-04 18:56:10   By: samuraijack
        If that kind of thinking worked George W. Bush would have been transformed into a heaving mass of scrotal cancer cells a week into his presidency.

        Re: MikeyC
        Posted on: 2006-01-04 21:22:06   By: Anonymous
        That's sick. I wouldn't wish this to happen to you or even to the worst troll of a chosen colour.

        We have only a freaking nerdy geeky computer hobby here and you want people to die?!

    Re: MikeyC
    Posted on: 2006-01-04 13:56:50   By: Anonymous
    Yeah. Disgusting guy.

    Re: MikeyC
    Posted on: 2006-01-04 18:47:46   By: Anonymous
      Edited By: samuraijack
    On: 2006-01-04 18:55:02
    ACK PowerWixxer?

I am outragged x2
Posted on: 2006-01-04 12:31:33   By: Anonymous
The EU must release the French guy at once, who else will offer crack keyfiles for MUI to OS4 users? (They obviously can't pay for it since MUI is evil mophros crap.) The scientists shouldn't worry, the subhuman IQ, twitch and drooling were all there BEFORE he was exposed to Pegasos.

    Re: I am outragged x2
    Posted on: 2006-01-04 12:53:59   By: Anonymous
    Many OS4 users have regged their MUI. Now, we are only hoping that we could get our *personal* keys some day...been waiting for months.

    How many MOS users would have regged MUI if it wouldn't have been the official GUI kit?

      Re: I am outragged x2
      Posted on: 2006-01-04 13:26:07   By: Anonymous
      Most were already registered users.

        Re: I am outragged x2
        Posted on: 2006-01-04 13:56:44   By: Anonymous
        So were many of OS4 users.

          Re: I am outragged x2
          Posted on: 2006-01-04 16:17:47   By: Anonymous
          I'm an OS4-user, I did register MUI when I got OS4-PR, and I did receive a keyfile within 24 hours.

            Re: I am outragged x2
            Posted on: 2006-01-04 16:57:56   By: Anonymous
            Stunzi's Amiga is broken so he can't personalize the keys.

              Re: I am outragged x2
              Posted on: 2006-01-04 18:43:50   By: Anonymous
              Why hasn't anyone sent him an AmigaONE yet?

                Re: I am outragged x2
                Posted on: 2006-01-04 18:49:01   By: Anonymous
                There are no AmigaONEs available..

                  Re: I am outragged x2
                  Posted on: 2006-01-04 18:54:00   By: samuraijack
                  Strings were pulled to get Helgis another AmigaONE after he ruined is old one, despite being told a thousand times not to overclock it, and then nobody gets around to sending a board to arguably one of the most important developers on the Amiga scene for definitely the most important and widely used GUI. Someone's priorities are a bit screwed :)

                    Re: I am outragged x2
                    Posted on: 2006-01-04 21:16:20   By: Anonymous
                    Yes, it's sad. But Helgis paid for A1s. Money talks.

                      Re: I am outragged x2
                      Posted on: 2006-01-04 22:11:37   By: Anonymous
                      > Yes, it's sad. But Helgis paid for A1s. Money talks.

                      Pity that attitude left OS4 with no devs.

                        Re: I am outragged x2
                        Posted on: 2006-01-05 08:05:40   By: Anonymous
                        Luckily MOS has legions of them ;)

                          Re: I am outragged x2
                          Posted on: 2006-01-05 12:08:39   By: Anonymous
                          More than Jahc and the Friedens :)

                            Re: I am outragged x2
                            Posted on: 2006-01-22 13:12:55   By: Anonymous
                            eins zwei drei und test

                              Re: I am outragged x2
                              Posted on: 2006-01-22 13:14:30   By: Anonymous
                              Wunderbar, ich bin von kopf bis fus auf liebe eingestelt

                                Re: I am outragged x2
                                Posted on: 2006-01-22 16:19:43   By: Anonymous
                                how far this can go?

                                  Re: I am outragged x2
                                  Posted on: 2006-01-25 23:26:55   By: admin
                                  as far as it goes

                                    Posted on: 2006-04-01 08:23:02   By: Anonymous
                                    How slim can it go.

                                      Re: Slim
                                      Posted on: 2006-04-02 05:45:42   By: Anonymous
                                      Well let's see, kinda like this slim

                                        Re: Slim
                                        Posted on: 2006-04-03 19:21:37   By: Anonymous
                                        any further?

                                          Re: Slim
                                          Posted on: 2006-05-14 21:07:00   By: Anonymous

                                            Re: Slim
                                            Posted on: 2006-05-14 21:08:12   By: Anonymous
                                            pwn3d haX0rs!!!

                                              Re: Slim
                                              Posted on: 2006-07-02 15:08:14   By: Anonymous
                                              the real slim shady please stand up

                                                Re: Slim
                                                Posted on: 2006-12-02 18:47:19   By: Anonymous
                                                [Comment removed by Mikey_C: trolling, flamebaiting, and trying to be too small.]

                                                  Re: Slim
                                                  Posted on: 2007-07-24 11:35:49   By: Anonymous


                      Re: I am outragged x2
                      Posted on: 2006-01-05 21:47:44   By: Anonymous
                      > Yes, it's sad. But Helgis paid for A1s. Money talks.

                      Yeah, get donations for a AIW Quake server but not to get hardware to vital developers. Reeeal smart.

                Re: I am outragged x2
                Posted on: 2006-01-04 21:18:56   By: Anonymous
                I'm more surprised why he doesn't have a key gen on his pc or Pegasos? I take he has a peg or 2?

            Re: I am outragged x2
            Posted on: 2006-01-04 18:55:48   By: Anonymous
            I bought 10 MUI keyfiles to show my support for OS4!!! I told him that I will delete the keyfiles if won't start supporting OS4! I hope many other people will do the same!!!!

              Re: I am outragged x2
              Posted on: 2006-01-04 21:17:52   By: Anonymous
              Stuntzi has already supported OS4 by allowing the port of MUI.

                Posted on: 2006-01-15 19:53:23   By: Anonymous

                Wasn't that the species which was wiped out by Helgis?

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