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Nail Buck today!
by samuraijack on 03/29/2004 10:08 PM
KDH announce the ultimate True Amigan accessory - the Bill Buck Voodoo Doll!

HURT HIM! It's all his fault!!!!!11
Concerned at the sudden spate of pacing-related carpet wear, keyboard chewings and desk-bitings by impatient True Amigans, Hyperion Entertainment has been searching for a way to take their minds away from the increasing tardiness of OS4. For this, they turned to KDH Datentechnik, well known for its previous appeasement and time-bridging items such as the AmigaOS4 3D stickers.

KDH's new Bill Buck Voodoo Doll (TM) will shorten the wait of any True Amigan. Another three months pass and no OS4? Stick a dirty big pin into Buck's neck! Blue trolls saying hurtful but maybe true things again? Jam a pair of pincers into the ex-marine's crotch and twist! The company owning the IP of OS4 sells it without telling you? Ram something sharp up his bottom!

Use him, abuse him and torment him as the scapegoat for all your annoyances just like you do in real life! Everything bad that happened was his fault! Invoke the ancient and mysterious power of voodoo to punish the evil enemy of Amiga Inc's concept of Amiga.

This is a doll totally different and superior to common everyday, cheaper hate figurines. Made of pure 100 percent Amiga-Certified (TM) sackcloth and Zico-compliant (TM) stuffing, the Bill Buck Voodoo Doll has a tape with a variety of different inbuilt scapegoat phrases, all voiced by professional actors, including:

"I won't be happy until this community is torn to shreds, hahaha!"

"You idiot!"

"Ruining your lives gives me pleasure."

"Anyone who doesn't buy Pegasos is an idiot!"

"I'm stalking Billsey, because I want to kill him!"

"I own WrongPlanet!"

"Amiga OS4 is mine!"

Needles, hammer and other torture implements are supplied separately, for a modest fee. Additionally you can purchase marshmallow Bill and garlic breadstick-flavoured needles that wouldn't work on the doll but taste good nonetheless.

Upgradeable with a backpack that offers 20 seconds audio recording capabilities, you can let the Bill Buck Voodoo Doll (TM) say everything you thought he did but didn't really for that ultimate blame retargeting trip. Never feel bad about your own side again!

The Bill Buck Voodoo Doll is everything that any self-respecting and competition-hating True Amigan needs. Buy one today! (And they'll deliver it before 2007, guaranteed.) Article Manager module by by George! Software.

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Posted on: 2004-04-05 00:54:27   By: Anonymous
Dude, the eyes on that thing are giving me the willies!

    Posted on: 2004-06-20 03:18:52   By: Anonymous
    >Dude, the eyes on that thing are giving me the willies!

    just like the real thing!

I have a feeling these are going to be in heavy demand soon
Posted on: 2004-04-06 23:18:22   By: Anonymous
Send one to ckemp.

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Posted on: 2004-05-05 11:30:54   By: Anonymous
Haha you guys rock ;P

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