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Hurricane Hermans hits UK
by samuraijack on 09/18/2004 11:50 AM
Monkey Island is hit by massive hurricane.

Hurricane Hermans
We at WrongPlanet don't pretend to know what's wrong with RealPlanet. It could be SUVs, it could be cow flatulence, it could be nature finally rebelling at yet a new series of Star Trek. But whatever it is, Planet Earth seems destined to wipe human beings off itself, like those icky tomato seeds that are all slimey and you think they're snot, and no sooner have you flicked them off one appendage, they've welded themselves to another.

As we say, we don't know, but something is definitely wrong. After Charley, Frances and Ivan wreaked havoc on the Americans, their more civilised cousins across the Atlantic are to get the same. Defying the laws of physics, a hurricane has swept in from the incredibly interesting country of Belgium and smashed into the UK coast.

It has already been named as Hurricane Hermans by the NOAA. A spokesman for NOAA described Hermans as being 'Full of hot air and wind and potentially damaging to anything it comes near.' Hurricane Hermans is a G4 type storm, with G5 being the most powerful.

We spoke to Hyperion Entertainment's legal clerk Ben Hermans, to ask what he thought about a hurricane having the same name as he did. He said, "Just for the record, these NOAA guys obviously have no clue. By way of example a G3 storm is more powerful than a G4. I've spoken to my contacts in NATO, NASA, and the European Union and they agree that these NOAA people are hobbyist amateurs who know nothing."

Hermans is still creating large amounts of wind and costing British people a fortune in cash as we write this. Will it dissipate with time? Or will it destroy the whole community? We'll keep you updated. Article Manager module by by George! Software.

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Posted on: 2004-09-18 21:39:38   By: Anonymous
Hermans hurricane is caused by the ArticiaS demonic possession

    Posted on: 2004-09-18 21:56:44   By: Anonymous
    Hermans is evil

      Posted on: 2004-09-30 03:31:00   By: Anonymous
      You DO NOT know what your are talking about! :-D

Posted on: 2004-09-19 13:07:08   By: Anonymous
And in breaking news, many British Amigans have got confused and blamed the damage caused by Hurricane Hermans on a much weaker storm, Little Storm Buck. Buck, while not completely benign, has nevertheless brought much-needed rain to parts of the country, while Hermans has simply smashed communities with is enormous blasts of hot air and brought nothing positive. Ever.

    Re: News
    Posted on: 2004-10-04 13:26:38   By: Anonymous
    Hey, MIkey Bouma here, when are you getting my copyrighted pictures of this site? I am really sick and tired of you jokers :-) You will remove them or MY lawyers will deal with it. This is a final warning :-)

    XraalE, I know you're out there, you can't hide behind that fence! Oh and Asemoon, have a nice holiday in Italy, schmugala slalom mosjal challugalapa ;-)


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