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AROS site defaced by feminist
by samuraijack on 11/03/2003 11:22 PM
Femihaxxor takes offence at sexy AROS logo.

AROS emasculated by feminazis
On Friday morning, Team AROS woke up to find his website had been defaced by a feminist hacker, who had gained root access sometime during the early hours and uploaded deeply offensive pictures, such as pictures of male mascots and normal logos. Since then the site's daily hits have halved and are back to single figures.

We managed to get to speak to the feminist hacker, who styles herself "the Bobbiteer", or rather samuraijack's mum did since none of us dared. She told samuraimum that she was unrepentant to the damage she had caused to the AROS project. "They were cheapening women for an OS. It's exploitation of the worst kind by a male-driven patriarch system. I'm not going to put up with it. GO GIRL POWER!!" Despite her claims, this team couldn't find any genuine voluptuous cartoon catwomen to ask about whether they felt exploited or not.

This is yet another setback for the x86 AmigaOS clone. "I mean, we're having problems enough as it is," Team AROS told us. "Most of our target audience are Windows users and can't untar the image from CD. I really don't want to insult anyone's intelligence, but anyone who can't untar a file is a freakin' moron. And if we don't have chicks with huge boobs, how are we going to attract more PC users? We don't have the bandwidth to run Counterstrike, you know." Article Manager module by by George! Software.

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Fem Hacker
Posted on: 2003-11-04 02:48:24   By: Anonymous
Who is complaining about women hackers and the Amiga. Amiga means girl friend in Spanish. Amigan's have nothing to fear from women hackers, just look at what men are doing with the real thing. Madonna, please express yourself.

Posted on: 2003-11-05 00:42:52   By: Anonymous
On a serious note, so-called feminists shouldn't be offended. Who cares about them anyway? Everyone with a modicum of good taste and a sexuality that could be described as even "moderately sane" in the public eye should be offended.

IT'S A *bleep*ING FURRY MASCOT! JIZZ-ENCRUSTED FURSUITS AND ANAL SEX WITH RETARDED PANDAS! Eric Schwartz, please cease and desist! And pleease for the love of everything holy, DELETE EVERY OCCURENCE OF THAT SICKENING AmiZilla ABOMINATION!

These emetics only appeals to the most deviant freaks of the darkest caverns of the Internet.

    Re: Freaks
    Posted on: 2003-11-05 02:05:40   By: Anonymous
    You need a good *bleep* urgently.

Posted on: 2003-11-06 09:55:53   By: Anonymous
I'm an male Amiga owner and I'm very lonely. Any women or feminists out there that want to dress up like Deanna Troi and we can meet up? :(

    Re: Help!
    Posted on: 2003-11-08 04:28:52   By: Anonymous
    AROS is a waste of space

      Re: Help!
      Posted on: 2003-11-09 22:24:11   By: samuraijack
      That I can emphatically deny! I've been typing AROS all night, andmyspacestillworksfine-oh*bleep*!

    Re: Help!
    Posted on: 2003-11-12 07:35:26   By: Anonymous
    Get you a Klingon Female - Please use Warp 3D and you won't need to beamed up, Scotty.

Girl powah!
Posted on: 2004-01-01 21:18:51   By: Anonymous
Go girls! Show them we aren't sex objects they can use, even though all the makeup and fancy clothes have no other real purpose than to attract them.

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