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One day in the life of Amiga Inc's only ex-employee
by samuraijack on 09/05/2004 03:51 AM
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WrongPlanet presents a day in the life of Ray A. Akey.

Addendum

Some time later, in a secret phone call...

(Phone rings. Bill McEwen picks it up.)

Fleecy: Hi Bill, phoning to ask about the KMOS thing. Isn't it exciting? Finally the investors got off their asses and did something.

Bill: They certainly did, Fred. I'm not sure how much longer I could have kept eating out of dumpsters like that with only a hundred dollars in the bank. (Turns around and looks at a huge pile of money behind him with a grin.) I was really, really short for cash, that's why I couldn't pay anyone, understand?

Fleecy: It's Fleecy, Bill. Fl-ee-c-y. Uh, never mind. Bill, KMOS asked me to put down the names of Amiga Inc. employees who have done the most for this company and kept it going when we were hiding in the sewers from lawyers. I put your name down.

Bill: Thanks, Fred! You can put your name down too, you have my permission. (Leans back in leather chair and takes puff on large, expensive Cuban cigar.)

Fleecy: Great! What a coincidence! The two greatest and most productive members will enter the 'new' company. I can finally eat a hot meal again. (Belly rumbles.) With the new name we're immune from the old legal challenges from our victims...er, associates. With us two on board, how can KMOS fail?

Bill: Indeed. Just one question though, have we left anyone behind? Anyone who could be productive for the new KMOS who we should reward for their loyalty in the days when our debtors knew where we lived? How about this, err, uhm, what was his name? Roy? Acre? Robert? You know Fred, I have problems with names...ah, never mind, the list is fine.

Fleecy: Hmm...let me think... Nah, nobody else. They never did any work anyway. We were the only ones who did.

Bill: Ok, then it's just us two. Let's toast. Here's to KMOS! (Lifts a glass of champagne.)

Fleecy: Oh, er, yes! (Lifts a half-empty can of Irn Bru off the street nearby.)

Fleecy and Bill: To KMOS!

Poor Ray


                     
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I'm famous AGAIN!!!
Posted on: 2004-09-08 04:59:35   By: Anonymous
 
My wife and I got a HUGE kick out of this article. Hmm, so that's where my checks went, eh?

Thank you all for a great laugh!

B. Peck


I'm in love
Posted on: 2004-09-10 20:37:45   By: Anonymous
 
http://www.codemain.com/albums/Family-Friends/kelly.jpg


    Re: I'm in love
    Posted on: 2004-09-10 22:59:06   By: Anonymous
     
    That's the best photoshopped cleavage I've ever seen.


Trolling
Posted on: 2004-09-14 02:18:58   By: Anonymous
 
MODERATOR: REMOVE THIS NEWS ITEM.

Mikey_C




No Subject
Posted on: 2004-10-23 05:31:47   By: Anonymous
 
can't wait to see what genesi (unpaid) ex-exployees will be doing!



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