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A day in the life of...
| by ashiq on 06/02/2005 10:43 PM |
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A day in the life of Matt Sealey, aka Neko
It may surprise you, but Matt, who we'll call Neko from now on, writes a diary in which he keeps a very detailed account of what he does during the day. It may even surprise you more to find out Neko is actually a really really nice guy, just a bit missunderstood, and he gladly gave us a look in his diary. Although this dates back to some time early 2004 it still provides enough interesting information. So here it is, a day in the life of Neko, uncensored, for all to read and enjoy the daily troubles of this truly nice guy.
Tea time
16:00
Tea time, no true Brit goes without it. I pour in a good cuppa and enjoy! Sipping my tea (earl grey with a cloud of milk!) I reflect the day so far. Nothing much happened, I was supposed to work these hours, but didn't do much. But then these are quiet times at the company. I check the batch of Pegasos motherboards I have been sent these last few months as wages. I contemplate which losers might be willing to buy this from me and make a mental note to slap together a quick site for that purpose. I am a mighty good web coder!
20:13
After dinner and with a good glass of wine I watch a Buffy episode on dvd. It's boring as hell, but my life is so exciting I need to get my mind off of it sometimes. After the episode ended and the bottle of wine is almost empty I start to feel rather bad. I wish people would understand me and like me, I am so nice, I wish they would see the true Neko, the Neko who reaches out to the needy, who embraces people and spreads love. It is so hard to find the right path to kindness and recognition.
22:30
I must have dozed off as I suddenly wake up from the phone ringing, caller ID tells me it is Buck himself. I ignore the call, he is such a prick and a fukking pain to talk to, piss off retarded fuktwat! I'll call him back tomorrow, got to keep him on a leish you know, so my job is safe. I switch on the answering machine.... Through Buck's blabbing I can hear the nagging of the damn cats in the garden, they must be hungry, oh well, it's only 10 hours before their next feeding, they should shut the fock up!!! I make a mental note about having to drown the nest of kittens this cat has been having for a few weeks now, I really can't have any more cats right now. I hop on internet and go hijacking a few threads.
3:41
Pfew, that was a really exciting time, I am tired from my frantic writings on various threads, but also proud, because I am so able to keep up appearances. I have written 36 very long and involving messages, I am good! I will be recognised, I am sure of it.
4:00
As I write these words down I reflect upon my day. As long as I manage to spread my kindness into this world I am sure everything will be alright. As I jawn I feel the time has come for my beauty sleep, good bye dear Diary....
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No Subject
Posted on: 2005-06-11 16:53:10
By: Anonymous
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Really nice, Neko I love you!!!
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Re:
Posted on: 2005-06-11 16:53:53
By: Anonymous
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Really hot blonde girl. I want sex with you now!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Re:
Posted on: 2005-06-11 16:56:13
By: Anonymous
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Guy? She is a beautiful blonde girl! What *bleep*tard said she is he? It must be an idiot!!
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Re: huh?
Posted on: 2005-06-13 02:31:38
By: Anonymous
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Rogue outlaw site Amiga.Org once again managed to bring the news others try to censor: http://www.amiga.org/
Check it out, spread the word, so the world may know!
http://www.amiga.org/
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Re: huh?
Posted on: 2005-06-26 19:25:06
By: Anonymous
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Since when did Amiga.org ever pioneer unbiased free speech?
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Re: huh?
Posted on: 2006-10-19 09:34:29
By: Anonymous
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Since Amigaworld.net became its competitor? :-P
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why oh why?
Posted on: 2005-06-26 14:41:16
By: Anonymous
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you have reminded Neko about his work ? Now he posts everywhere!!
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No Subject
Posted on: 2005-06-26 22:36:57
By: Anonymous
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We need "A day in the life of... Helgis!11!!!!1!!!11111"
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FUCK!!!!
Posted on: 2005-08-30 13:30:29
By: Anonymous
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*bleep* off you *bleep*ing *bleep*s, I am gonna *bleep* you *bleep*ing twats so bad you *bleep*ing wish you were for *bleep* *bleep*ing never *bleep*ing born. *bleep*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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