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What breed of troll are you?
by samuraijack on 01/11/2004 06:43 PM
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WrongPlanet assists undecided trolls in the community by helping them find a camp.

Ultra Red Troll (above 20 points)

You are what the rest of the community would unkindly call a BAF - a Blind Amiga Follower, the loons and dregs of the Amiga community. In your eyes, Amiga Inc/Hyperion/Eyetech can do no wrong, not because you know anything about the companies or their workings and history, but simply because of the Amiga name. You're totally blind to any lies or marketing sheen and will protect them to the last, oblivious to their financial problems and the ongoing cons to wheedle money out of the Amiga community to pay off their debts. You are totally blind to the apalling technical inadequacies of the AmigaONE hardware, or in the bad choices in new feature implementation in OS4. It means nothing to you. You simply want AMIGA.

You visit AmigaWorld.net by preference, because there everyone agrees and nobody seems to laugh when you post your nonsensical expections and opinions. Even if they did, anyone who questions them is safely labelled a troll and their comment removed or edited or shouted down. There you are safe from criticism and can concentrate in delving further into the dreamland of lies Fleecy and McEwen created for you. You call AO and Moobunny and ANN troll sites because you don't have this protection, and immediately assume they're in Genesi's pocket (which they actually were...).

To you, MorphOS is nothing more than a pirated version of AmigaOS. The concept of building an OS to be compatible to the AmigaOS3.x API is too complex for your somewhat small mind. It is there to be hated. You know nothing about it other than the fact that it's pirated. End of story.

You have little grasp on the technology that goes into the hardware for the system you want. AmigaONE is the real Amiga and everything else sucks, that's all you know. Pegasos is crap, PCs are crap, and that's all you care about. Your mind is closed to any other possibilities, closed like a steel beartrap. You are willing to pay a fortune that increased each year for this machine, EPROM flash updates, and OS4.

Don't get this wrong: you are allowed to exist, and you are protected by AW for one reason - so Amiga Inc. can get money out of you. That's all. Everyone else laughs at you. These are normal people, but you will angrily label them hateful trolls.

As well as these delusions, you suffer from the further one that the Amiga can go places, and in fact become a popular system again. While everyone else has seriously lowered their expectations, you still think it can come back conquer the universe overnight. Even with outdated and overpriced hardware, about 1500 users max, an OS that is lacking modern features and seriously delayed, and no software. It can do it - because it's AMIGA.

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