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What breed of troll are you?
| by samuraijack on 01/11/2004 06:43 PM |
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WrongPlanet assists undecided trolls in the community by helping them find a camp.
Red Troll (10 - 19 points)
You are the Red Troll. While maybe not quite as deluded as the Ultra Red, you still have undeserved faith in Hyperion and Eyetech. Ok, KMOS and Amiga Inc. are a "bit" dodgy, but you've waited a long, long time to get the new Amiga and you're damned if you'll let people dissuade you.
So you are angry when you see things posted about AmigaONE or OS4. While you may have some quiet doubts, you believe claims of AmigaONE bugs are most exaggerated, and that OS4 is at least conceptually as good as MorphOS, probably better. Still, you get angry because a lot of the time these claims are NOT exaggerated, and when provoked too much you tend to retreat into your shell and blame Blue Trolls, Genesi, and especially Bill Buck for the state of affairs.
The reason for this is simple: you can't really fault Pegasos or MorphOS. You don't know much about either, but know that the Pegasos-II is at least as powerful as an A1-XE (and a LOT cheaper) and that MorphOS has been at stable release version for years. You call them non-Amiga, and so no more worthy of your attention than a PC system in a magazine, but you can't fault them. Well, you can, if you are clueless and think MorphOS is "just an emulator" or based on stolen source code, which you may just do.
Your place of choice is AmigaWorld. Sure, it can be a bit stuffy and restrictive at times, but that's not its fault, it's the fault of the Blue Trolls that forced it to be that way. Anyway, most of the claims about AmigaWorld are unfounded, thought up by lame Blue Trolls trying to get their own back because they were banned for spreading FUD. In this line of thought, you are almost as deluded as the Ultrareds, but not quite. But anyway, to you its a nice, friendly place where you can talk about OS4 and AmigaONE without anyone saying anything too hurtful about the hardware you already spent a fortune on and doubt more every day.
Despite your pro-Amiga zealotry, you probably have a PC and have been using it for a long time.
(unfinished still)
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